Cry-Baby
Good manners training with The Bureau of Melodramatic Research
Cry Baby
Good manners training with The Bureau of Melodramatic Research
The crisis of global capitalism can be textually read as a crisis of the official rhetoric of optimism. The transnational ode to joy is being at last shadowed by gloomy, negative feelings; the sudden shift from euphoria to panic is paving the way for emotional collapse. Doctrinaire choirs set the tone for these public lamentations, the economic and political depression is more and more often tantamount to nervous depression.
The generalized lachrymatory outbursts cannot be judicially/legally controlled anymore, they are not even threatened by EU’s recent law which bans the traditionally East-European profession of mourning at funerals. At the same time, there is a new emerging category of professional mourners, a new code of emo-political manners. This code is constantly promoted by public figures, ranging from presidents to all sorts of other feeble-hearted political or legal personalities, including corporations. It keeps fueling a ubiquitous compassion which, most of the times, ethically justifies economic interests.
On the other hand, depression as “de-activation of desire” could be a fatal crack in the social nervous system, an irreversible imbalance in the self-sufficient xanax economy, the first false tones in the much touted hymn of the capitalist miracle.
Being interested in the circuit of emotions, the Bureau of Melodramatic Research recognizes the anti-hierarchical potential of cry-babies - weeping as a form of resistance, but also its manipulative purpose with the aim of producing consent. BMR proposes a new etiquette, the Cry-Baby Guide. This new guide turns to onion, as a natural catalyst for these socially forbidden eruptions in the public space. The new skool of lachrymatory practice aims at breaking the alleged monopoly of emotional secretions and promotes reflex tears as a form of counter-crying, a protest which doesn’t end but start with tear gas.
Zugehörig Events
| | Freitag, 28.01.2011 | 19:00
The KNOT makes a winter holiday but nevertheless THE KNOT artists are still active!
PERMANENT | INSTALLATION | Sonntag, 31.10.2010 | 20:00
Sculpture by Kai Schiemenz & Iris Flügel
EVENT| | Sonntag, 31.10.2010 | 18:00
Screenings from the Corner Flat
Screenings of films proposed and curated by Stefan Rusu
EVENT| | Sonntag, 31.10.2010 | 16:30
Guided tours of missing monuments in Bucharest
EVENT| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 18:00
Invitation to dine with the aliens
Dinner and stories with Armando Gómez Roo and Jill Iger
EVENT| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 17:00
Relax! We have sunflower seeds!
Spontaneous gathering, coordinated by Simion Cernica
PROCESS| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 16:00
Practical advice for the autumn with Olivia Mihălţianu. Raffle of boxes with recipes and advice.
EVENT| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 15:00
Cooking and memories sharing with Silke Baumann and Reinhard Pelger
WORKSHOP, | KIDSPATCH | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 15:00
a children workshop to tinker, to draw, to make sounds and video. for children from 5 - 12 years old
PROCESS| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 15:00
Cooking with Silke Baumann and Reinhard Pelger
EVENT| | Samstag, 30.10.2010 | 11:30
From Necrology to Necromancy: Exploring the Afterlife o...
Screening and Walk with Florin Poenaru, Liviu Chelcea and Norbert Petrovici
EVENT| | Freitag, 29.10.2010 | 21:00
Screening of video by Heimo Lattner with music played by DJ Markus Bader and DJ Oliver Baurhenn. An event organized at the International Festival of Literature, Bucharest, by The KNOT. Muzeul Taranului Roman, Clubul Taranului,...
EVENT| | Freitag, 29.10.2010 | 19:00
Screening with Arnold Schlachter and Veda Popovici
| | Freitag, 29.10.2010 | 12:00
A Result Does not Have to Fulfill Your Intentions to Be...
On temporary display at MNAC (National Museum of Contemporary Art Bucharest) for The Knot Bucharest from 29 October to 5 November 2010. By Tim van Dijk, Hicham Khalidi, Grzegorz Lechowski, Karin Mientjes, Peter Zuiderwijk (TAG,...
EVENT| | Donnerstag, 28.10.2010 | 20:30
Screening of video documentary by Peter Szabo. An event organized at the International Festival of Literature, Bucharest, by The KNOT. Muzeul Taranului Roman, Clubul Taranului, Şoseaua Kiseleff 3.
EVENT| | Donnerstag, 28.10.2010 | 17:00
SOUNDSCAPES afternoon (ambient)
DJ sets from Relja Bobic and Kate Lester
INSTALLATION | EVENT | Dienstag, 26.10.2010 | 16:00
Installation, performance by hoefner & sachs
WORKSHOP| | Sonntag, 24.10.2010 | 16:00
Interactive workshop with Costi Rogozanu and Florin Poenaru
WORKSHOP| | Sonntag, 24.10.2010 | 13:00
Traditional workshop for sharpening domestic tools with Ștefan Tiron
PROCESS| | Sonntag, 24.10.2010 | 12:00
Soap-opera casting by Mihaela Kavdanska & Dilmana Yordanova
EVENT| | Freitag, 22.10.2010 | 17:30
Performance of Madrigal Choir. A project by Matei Bejenaru
PROCESS| | Freitag, 22.10.2010 | 16:00
(participatory) performance by roman dziadkiewicz & julia kluzowicz - as part of Romances project
EVENT| | Donnerstag, 21.10.2010 | 19:00
This is my first revolution. Steal it from me. By Maria...
Book launch and reading
EVENT| | Mittwoch, 20.10.2010 | 19:00
From Necrology to Necromancy: Exploring the Afterlife o...
Discussion hosted by Florin Poenaru. With: Vasile Ernu, Vladimir Bulat, Bogdan Iancu, Valeriu Antonovici
PROCESS| | Dienstag, 19.10.2010 | 17:00
Lessons for/from the nature with Luchezar Boyadjiev
EVENT| | Samstag, 16.10.2010 | 19:30
Screening with Jan Przyluski, Katarzyna Jaskiewicz
PROCESS| | Samstag, 16.10.2010 | 15:00
Mapping the Imaginary: the Knot Chronicles
Creative writing with Vlad Morariu & The Satellite Group
EVENT| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 19:00
Raum für Projektion / Videos by Graw Böckler produced in Buenos Aires
PROCESS| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 17:59
Advice and remedies for the soul from Karen Grzemba and Oliver Baurhenn
WORKSHOP| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 17:30
Workshop with Joanna Erbel and Julia Kluzowicz
EVENT| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 16:00
With Oliver Baurhenn, Doina Anghel, Raluca Voinea and all the KNOT team!
PROCESSES| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 15:00
A Model for Non-hierarchical cooking - with Barbara and Samet Reisinger
WORKSHOP| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 12:00
Architectural workshop with Tor Lindstrand (economy)
WORKSHOP| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 12:00
Architecture workshop with Christoph Schmidt | ifau Berlin
WORKSHOP| | Freitag, 15.10.2010 | 12:00
Moving Parcul Carul to its oracle
Workshop with Mauricio Corbalan
INSTALLATIONS| | Donnerstag, 14.10.2010 | 12:00
Ongoing event in the KNOT with Jan Przyluski
EVENTS| | Mittwoch, 13.10.2010 | 14:00
COLLECTIVE MOVIE making with Katarżyna Jaskiewicz and Jan Przyluski
CURRENT | WORKSHOPS | Montag, 11.10.2010 | 12:00
Architecture workshops hosted by Markus Bader (raumlabor)
WORKSHOP| | Sonntag, 10.10.2010 | 17:00
Best Polish Russian Dumplings Romanian Contest
Cooking contest with Tomek Sacilowski
EVENT| | Sonntag, 10.10.2010 | 16:00
Carte-blanche for contemporary art
Discussions, short presentations and performances
PROCESSES| | Sonntag, 10.10.2010 | 15:30
A model for non-hierarchical cooking. With Barbara and Samet Reisinger
WORKSHOP| | Sonntag, 10.10.2010 | 14:00
Mapping the Imaginary: the Knot Chronicles
Creative Writing with Vlad Morariu and the Satellite Group
WORKSHOP| | Sonntag, 10.10.2010 | 12:00
Take part in the furniture workshop organized by Agnieszka Szreder and her guests.
PROCESS| | Samstag, 9.10.2010 | 14:00
Traversing the city's unconscious - walks with Heimo Lattner.
EVENT| | Freitag, 8.10.2010 | 23:30
OPENING PARTY: THE SICK GIRLS FEAT. THAT FUCKING SARA (...
come to a wonderful night of pure pleasure!
EVENT| | Freitag, 8.10.2010 | 15:00
Presentation of the KNOT in Berlin and Warsaw
PROGRAM| | Montag, 4.10.2010 | 08:48
THE KNOT will settle in Bucharest between 8 and 31 October 2010. Venue: Carol I Park - entrance from Zodiac Fountain. Opening: 8 October, from 14:00 on. Party in Club Fabrica, after 23:30.
EVENTS| | Freitag, 8.10.2010 | 14:00
The KNOT finally opens in its third hosting city, Bucharest. On Friday, 8th of October, starting with 14:00h, until the evening.
DRAWINGS | PROCESS | Sonntag, 18.07.2010 | 22:00
Drawings by Pola Dwurnik. Documentation of the project in Warsaw
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Samstag, 17.07.2010 | 14:00
Blind man’s buff or first communities
Salon 101 at the Knot: children’s games and plays restricted 18+
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Freitag, 16.07.2010 | 21:00
One project and two videos by Graw Böckler with music by popnoname & guests
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Freitag, 16.07.2010 | 20:30
Mobile vehicle project presentation by Filip Ziarkiewicz and Jagoda Glińska
FILM | PROCESS | Donnerstag, 15.07.2010 | 22:00
Film Documentation by Katharina Koch in Warsaw
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | PROCESS | Mittwoch, 14.07.2010 | 23:00
A Timisoara-Berlin-Warsaw-Bucharest clothing collection
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | PROCESS | Mittwoch, 14.07.2010 | 20:00
A participative Installation by Stefan Endewardt and Anne Kohl
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Mittwoch, 14.07.2010 | 18:00
a-maze-ing. Final presentation of the spatial wiki
A participative Installation by Stefan Endewardt and Anne Kohl
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | PROCESS | Mittwoch, 14.07.2010 | 18:00
A video documentation by Tomasz Adamowicz and Paulina Jeziorek
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Dienstag, 13.07.2010 | 21:00
Lecture and presentation of the label & projection space by Ursula Böckler and Georg Graw
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Dienstag, 13.07.2010 | 20:00
Inspired by life - prezentacja
Presentation of work-in-progress "Inspired by life" by h.arta
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Samstag, 10.07.2010 | 13:00
The Knottet Archiblabla (Sknocona Archigadanina) at the...
an ARCHITECTURAL BAZAAR
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Freitag, 9.07.2010 | 18:00
24hour Headphones Music Festival
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Donnerstag, 8.07.2010 | 21:00
Performance and installation by Kashanti (SzuSzu)
PRAGA PÓŁNOC | EVENT | Mittwoch, 7.07.2010 | 18:00
Invisible Theatre Performance by Iulia Popovici
WARSAW | PRAGA PÓŁNOC | Mittwoch, 7.07.2010 | 17:00
Russian Karaoke with Iulia Popovici and Raluca Voinea
ROMANCE | PROCESS | Mittwoch, 7.07.2010 | 12:00
Multisensual Live Installation by Roman Dziadkiewicz
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Sonntag, 4.07.2010 | 22:00
Interactive, site-specific installation by Stefan Rusu
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Sonntag, 4.07.2010 | 20:00
Lecture and presentation of the project by Maya Weyermann (in collaboration with Krzysztof Visconti)
URSYNOW | EVENT | Sonntag, 4.07.2010 | 19:00
In the nineties we spoke about freedom, now we speak ab...
Performative talk by Dan Perjovschi
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Sonntag, 4.07.2010 | 19:00
Invitation to dine with the aliens
A dinner spiced with stories
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Sonntag, 4.07.2010 | 14:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point: Kabaty metro station. Time: 14:00. Destination: Ursynow, Kopa Cwila
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Samstag, 3.07.2010 | 20:00
Bring your own radio!!! Guerilla boom box concert & party with BoomBX Soundsystem (feat. Infinite Livez + DJ Dysu)
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Samstag, 3.07.2010 | 19:00
Opening ceremony for the third Utopian World Championsh...
Join the start of the third Utopian World Championship – at the Knot on Kopa Cwila hill, Ursynów. You are warmly welcome to join the celebrations.
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Samstag, 3.07.2010 | 14:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point: Kabaty metro station. Time: 14:00. Destination: Ursynow, Kopa Cwila
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Mittwoch, 30.06.2010 | 23:00
The Utopian World Championship at the Knot
Presentations, lectures and discussions around the question of utopia
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Samstag, 26.06.2010 | 19:00
The Utopian World Championship. Event #1
Introduction to the project by Jon Brunberg
URSYNÓW | PROCESS | Samstag, 26.06.2010 | 15:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point: in front of the Centrum Bankowo-Finansowe (ul. Nowy Świat 6/12). Time: 15:00. Destination: Ursynow, Kopa Cwila
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Freitag, 25.06.2010 | 21:00
Re-enactment of "Diary of Dreams" by Joanna Rajkowska; in curatorial collaboration with Maria Franecka and Agnieszka Kleczyk ("Ideoses") // ATTENTION!! Due to the weather conditions this event will NOT take place on 25 June 2010....
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Freitag, 25.06.2010 | 13:00
Ursynów Recreational Climbing Facility
Performance around the installation by Nick Crowe & Ian Rawlinson
URSYNÓW | EVENT | Donnerstag, 24.06.2010 | 13:00
Ursynów Temporary Rope Ladder Workshop
Performance around the installation by Nick Crowe & Ian Rawlinson
ROMANCE | PROCESS | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 22:00
Multisensual Live Installation by Roman Dziadkiewicz
PRIVATE APARTMENTS | PROCESS | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 22:00
The KNOT in Warsaw will be the last station of the friendly project X-apartments
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 20:30
Saliva, or The Coming Community Multisensual Band. Performance by Roman Dziadkiewicz and Guests
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 13:30
Guerilla knitting, or the knitted city
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 13:00
Outdoor game based on the Braille Alphabet by Joanna Turek, Filip Zagończyk, Marta Żakowska
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Sonntag, 20.06.2010 | 12:00
Non-standard Design Fair. Between 12:00 and 18:00 hours
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Samstag, 19.06.2010 | 21:00
Archeological excavation and lecture by Club Real with Hannes Anbelang
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Samstag, 19.06.2010 | 18:00
Mass van Dalism - Pole Position
Happening by Massmix + DJ Masterfläsz
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Freitag, 18.06.2010 | 18:00
Let's play ping-pong to the country music
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Freitag, 18.06.2010 | 18:00
Performance and installation by Tomek Sacilowski & Igor Krenz
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Donnerstag, 17.06.2010 | 20:30
Discursive show featuring the Temporary Collective of Curators
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Donnerstag, 17.06.2010 | 20:00
Aero-performance by Natalia Romik
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Donnerstag, 17.06.2010 | 20:00
Exhibition of Drawings by Pola Dwurnik
POLE MOKOTOWSKIE | EVENT | Donnerstag, 17.06.2010 | 20:00
Video-installation by Katharina Koch
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Sonntag, 30.05.2010 | 18:53
Konzert Performance mit Fanfara Kalashnikov präsentiert von Soundfair
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Sonntag, 30.05.2010 | 16:00
Musical Afternoon with Raluca Voinea and Oliver Baurhenn
FILM | PROCESS | Sonntag, 30.05.2010 | 13:00
Film Documentation by Katharina Koch in Berlin
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Samstag, 29.05.2010 | 21:00
The Shape of the Inconstruable Question – Pan-Demonium ...
Improvisation, Performance, Sounds & Visuals, Concert by Bricolagekitchen with Oneoftheroughs
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Samstag, 29.05.2010 | 20:00
Once Upon A Time (Campfire Stories) - The Berlin finals
Heimo Lattner presents his project conceived for THE KNOT - Part I: Berlin
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Samstag, 29.05.2010 | 18:00
Final Cup in Ticket Gate Jumping. Performance and installation by Tomek Sacilowski & Igor Krenz
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Freitag, 28.05.2010 | 18:00
The Coming Community Multisensual Band Invites
Open Stage Performance with Roman and the Coming Community Multisensual Band
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Freitag, 28.05.2010 | 17:00
Training Sessions with Tomek Sacilowski & Igor Krenz
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Donnerstag, 27.05.2010 | 21:00
Raum für Projektion / loop pool
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Donnerstag, 27.05.2010 | 20:00
Reverse Fast Forward: Reflections on The Knot
Performative Lecture by the Curatorial Team of The Knot & Guests in HAU 2
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Donnerstag, 27.05.2010 | 17:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point: Brunnenstrasse 73, Mitte. Goal: Airfield Tempelhof
TEMPELHOF | MISC | Sonntag, 23.05.2010 | 19:30
Vortrag und Ausgrabung am Tempelhofer Feld mit Club Real
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Sonntag, 23.05.2010 | 18:00
Musical Afternoon with Raluca Voinea and Oliver Baurhenn
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Sonntag, 23.05.2010 | 16:00
Cooking Workshop with Kids and Interactive Soundinstallation by Peter Szabo & Margithazi Beja
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Samstag, 22.05.2010 | 12:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point on Saturday 22 May 2010: U-Bahnhof Eberswalder Strasse 12:00 hours or S-Bahnhof Oberspree (S-85/86) 13:00 hours. Goal: Tempelhof Airfield.
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Samstag, 22.05.2010 | 11:00
Instructaj – The Recreational Camp
Participative Performance and Installation by ParadisGaraj, The Bureau of Melodramatic Research & Olivia Mihaltianu. Gymnastics Program: from Thursday to Saturday, always between 11:00 - 13:00 h
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Freitag, 21.05.2010 | 17:30
Cooking Workshop with Kids and Interactive Soundinstallation by Peter Szabo & Margithazi Beja
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Donnerstag, 20.05.2010 | 21:00
dekokino & No comment Buenos Aires
Raum für Projektion / Mini-Club & Graw Böckler
TEMPELHOF | EVENT | Donnerstag, 20.05.2010 | 20:00
Dinner & Talk with Knot Residents and Team
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Donnerstag, 20.05.2010 | 15:00
Instructaj - The Recreational Camp
Participative Performance and Installation by ParadisGaraj, The Bureau of Melodramatic Research & Olivia Mihaltianu. Intensive Training Camp: Thursday 20 May, 15:00 - 20:00 hours
TEMPELHOF | PROCESS | Donnerstag, 20.05.2010 | 11:00
Cooking Workshop with Kids and Interactive Soundinstallation by Peter Szabo & Margithazi Beja
ROMANCE | PROCESS | Sonntag, 16.05.2010 | 15:00
Multisensual Live Installation by Roman Dziadkiewicz
MARIANNENPLATZ | PROCESS | Sonntag, 16.05.2010 | 14:00
Performance by Reactor on Sunday between 14:00 - 20:00 hours
MARIANNENPLATZ | EVENT | Samstag, 15.05.2010 | 20:00
Concert, Performance and Installation at Mariannenplatz
MARIANNENPLATZ | PROCESS | Samstag, 15.05.2010 | 17:00
Culinary Construction: Plan for a Non-hierarchical Cook...
Cooking & Installation by Barbara Reisinger
MARIANNENPLATZ | PROCESS | Samstag, 15.05.2010 | 14:00
Performance by Reactor on Saturday between 14:00 - 20:00 hours
MARIANNENPLATZ | PROCESS | Samstag, 15.05.2010 | 11:00
Once Upon a Time (Campfire Stories)
Walking & Talking with Heimo Lattner. Meeting Point: 11:00 hours at U-Bahnhof Eberswalder Strasse (U2) or 12:00 hours at S-Bahnhof Ahrensfelde (S7). Goal: Mariannenplatz, Kreuzberg
MARIANNENPLATZ | EVENT | Donnerstag, 13.05.2010 | 21:00
Raum für Projektion / Lecture & Videos by Michel Klöfkorn
MARIANNENPLATZ | EVENT | Donnerstag, 13.05.2010 | 16:00
Ancient Kreuzberg game rediscovered! The game arena has been reconstructed on Mariannenplatz!
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